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Someone got TooObscene into trouble now~ Ouch! It's pain enough~ Even our computers may get virus...

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口裂女系列 - The Revenge of 口裂女

你知道你酱做很过分吗？
没事找事做...
真是的...
过分到...
不知道你要做我什么？
可是...
酱很好玩吗?
hng...form 5就可以欺负form 2的吗？
无缘无故被讲...
很pek chek的你知道吗？
严重警告：再一次拿我blog的东西去放在你的blog看...
保证你整台电脑中virus...
Hng...
欺负人家...
宅女是不好惹的....

..................................

奇怪..不知道是Form 5欺负form 2呢,还是Form 2欺负弱小的Form 5 (Master Chew).

Anyhow, 不重要!

因为....

听到了吗? 口裂女慎重警告! 不...宅女严重警告,再post她blog的东西看,包你电脑中Virus! 5Sa1 45人有电脑,45就会中virus! OMG!这次惨了!

大家等待A(H1n1) 的来临吧!

5Sa1...保重!

If.......

If you can't keep your head when all about you,
Are losing theirs and saying truth about you,

If you can't bear to hear the truth you have spoken,
Spread and disseminated by the others,

If you can't stand with the remarks you wrote,
Being criticized and twisted by others,

Then,
don't create the disputable blog,
don't express any feelings in your heart,
don't write outrageous remarks about others,
don't attempt to undermine any of my friends.



By :
A man who insists on a quote
" If you want peace, just work for justice."

Master Chew 2

口裂女变宅女咯！
由于口裂女的Post被Post在这里，她决定变成宅女，把Blog移掉，什么也不说了。。。只做个充满“愤怒”的宅女，专门讨厌在Blog post她的人。。。
在她的Blog，只剩下以下的Post:

Post 1
对，我是喜欢master chew...So what？

你吃醋阿？

不爽我啊？

把那种东西方在你的blog!!!

很光荣吗？

很爽吗？

你们来这里看更多资料是吗？

你以为我白痴的咩？

不会换地址咩?

这是我第2个blog...

你们要看得资料在第1个blog....

慢慢找啦...

找到算你们厉害...

Post 2
Why form 5 de ppl like to 欺负弱小的？

我写我爽...

写假的也不可以吗？

Haiz....

我不知道啦...

越来越不爽form 5的人...

也包括你！！！！

乌龟王八蛋.....

死啦...

Pek Chek nia....

Post 3
WTF.... This post all about the "F" word

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck........


I hate you all...
I'm dead...
This is all because of you all...
My hand now very beautifull....
I like it...
Hahahahahaha...
I'm getting carzy...
Killing myself.....

看到了吗？她很不爽勒！她还挑战各位去找她的第一个Blog！保重，宅女！～

求学生涯是很累的

人人都说求学的路是很累的

累得我们要睡觉








为什么求学会这么累呢？

因为， 每天和人出去，当然累啦。

Too Obscene 八卦新闻 郑某人是回教徒？？

（美联社）

钟灵13日讯

近来钟灵才子郑某人与李小姐绯闻愈传愈烈，如今又被记者拍摄到一组用餐时不雅的照片。
郑某人的才子经纪公司发言人火速澄清，表明用手吃饭纯属郑某人的个人习俗，并无不雅！
随后这句话导致大众议论纷纷，猜想郑某人是否是一名回教徒？？另外也让人联想到早前李小姐曾向媒体透露她本人近来有回教男性朋友的追求。

以上的报道纯属虚构，如有雷同，多多包含

I found IT!!!

Finally,I found a funny video!!!It's so so so so so so so FUNNY & is too OBSCENE!!!
For man who love their car very much,I recommend you buy this car(the commercial below):
THE MERCURY MISTRESS

Difference of Good Friends and Best Friends

GOOD FRIENDS- will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough - but your [BEST FRIENDS] will look at your trippin over ur own two feet & say "bitch, drink the rest of that. you know we don't waste that kinda shit" XD

This is the best sentence I found in internet to describe the differences of good friends and best friends!!!

The Failure!

Everyone receive failure.But,the problem is"are the
failure they did look so stupid?"People just receive
failure many times,they fail in exam,fail in competition
etc. But failure such as the following picture are so
stupid!And these failure couldn't be forgiven!!!
Let's see the pictures:

























My friends,are the failures above so stupid?
Just think about it!!!Please,If you receive failure,
just to make sure that the failure is not stupid
enough just like the pictures above!

There is the next episode of The Failure!Keep on with the blog!

Note:
This is the fun picture
I had downloaded
from internet!Don't
take it so seriously!

MASTER CHEW

2009年8月3日 星期一
爱你没商量--子圣

哈哈哈哈哈哈...
什么意思呢？
哈哈哈哈哈哈...
爽....
我改篇了一首歌：
爱的路上只有我和你
不知道什么时候开始喜欢着你
每一天都想去你班看你
你长得这么可爱
让我不能不看你
看不到你
我就迷失了自己
有时候你很麻木
总是让我丢脸
我的心只为你跳不停
只要一闭上眼睛
就有千百万个你
你的影子总是在我脑海里
好像牵你的手
走过风风雨雨
有什么困难我都陪着你
直到天长地久
直到天荒地老
爱的路上只有我和你

就这样...
明白我的心情吗?
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...
爽啊...
真的是爱你没商量啊...
爱死你了...

真的真的很爱你...
可以接受我吗？
求求你...
爱死你了...

亲亲你...
抱抱你...
爱死你了...
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...
晚安咯...
我的子圣...
Muckz.....
爱死你了....

張貼者： Ŷĺńģ盈儿~~可爱猪宝贝 位於 上午 7:58 0 意見

点击这里(Jia Ying's Blog)查看更多相关帖子 (该Blog已经被移到另一个地方去了，这个Link是她的第二个Blog)

What's the differences of Male and Female

Female,is just like male,a type of human.There are some things different such as:
they got breast

they don't have "dick"

They have vagina

Female,they are actually so so so so so so so so complex,There are no people could actually explain what female is thinking about!

Male,They are just like female,a type of human!There are several differences between them,such as:
they have penis

they don't have vagina!


But they do have similarities,they have same characteristic of ASS:



Based on my research,I can conclude that there are many differences between males and females,the picture below is actually show the differences of male and female:


Based on the figure above,Male/Man is mostly thinking of the word~SEX,But Female,they are mostly thinking of the word~CHOCOLATE!

Woman,They really like to talk talk talk!
When a woman talks she often uses indirect speech. This means she hints at what she wants or infers things.

Women's indirect speech has a purpose - it builds relationships and rapport with other by avoiding aggression, confrontation or discord.

When women use indirect speech with other women there is seldom a problem - women are sensitive to picking up the real meaning. It can, however be disastrous when used on men.

Man,They talk literally

Men use direct speech and take words literally. They find women's lack of conversational structure and purpose very disconcerting, and accuse women of not knowing what they're talking about. They respond by saying things like "What's the point here?" "Where is this conversation going?" and "What's the bottom line?"

Men then proceed to talk to a woman as if she is a mental patient or will cut her off by saying "We've been over this a dozen times", "How much longer will this take?" and "This conversation is too much hard work and isn't going anywhere!"

When there are indirect talk in business,

i)Woman

When a woman uses indirect speech in business, it can prove problematic because men may have difficulty following a multi-tracked, indirect conversation.

ii)Man

Men need to be presented with clear , logical, organised ideas and information before they will make a decision. A woman can have her ideas and requests rejected purely because her male boss didn't have a clue what she really wanted.

There are differences between these two type of human,they lie with different purpose!

Men,They lie because they just want to make their life better!Oppositely,Women lie because they want to destroy others' life!(This is my opinion as a man(to protect the men's status though))

What's that means?What's That Means?WHAT'S THAT MEANS?

Men,they lie just to protect his family.For example,Men just lie to women about they lost their job just to prevent women from crying or worring about THEM!

Women,they lie,just to destroy others' life.To exemplified,woman,they lie man about they are sick just to make sure man could always protect her(this is also make the guys suffer XD).

Hence,all my friends,if you are reading this post,try to think about it,what's your comment about this topic.Just notify me by commenting this post!your comment do help me in updating the men and women status!!!Thanks~

The Post above is restricted to those who below 12.People who is above 12 and below 18 is encouraged to read the post with the guides of your parents...Thanks~

~SEXY~

OMG

What a short skirt

sexyo.Olll

Guess Who ?aha...

The Most Obscene Creature In Raja Uda

Tooobscene Author

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Liang Kooi Album

Who is this? This is Kok, kata Cikgu Jim Alice:" Kok LIANGOOI, suri teladan 5Sa1"


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Who is this? Liang Kooi Again, sleeping, ayoyo





Liang Kooi Again, Sleeping in tuition Class, Jim Alice say:"No good!"





Liang Kooi sleeping again?!?! no good, Kapal itu dah tenggelam





Who is this? Liang Kooi again, with his sex partner, in sexy pose perhaps

Master Chew

Master Chew: The Prefect

What had he done at PBI? Check this out:

Zhong En Again!

It's Zhong En and Zhang Xuan!

The multipurpose plug!	The most stable mountain

Zhong En + Zhang Xuan = Obscene?

...and this is what always happening in class...



Actually, this has became a natural phenomenon...